Lions v Giraffe

Here's a fun game for you when you're bored and thinking about killing wild animals. Here's the situation - your parents go away on a week's vacation and in the mean time, every animal in the wild kingdom has gathered in a park near your house.

The animals are all ranked in order of their toughness. So the first animal is a mosquito and the last is a grizzly bear.

You job is to fight one animal every day to the death. No weapons. Whatever you normally wear. If there's rocks and stuff in the park you can use them but nothing crazy.

Every animal fights as hard as it can. At the end of every fight, your health goes back to 100% and you retain the knowledge of fighting all these animals.

So first day you fight a mosquito. Pretty easy. Next day you've got a cockroach, etc etc. After a week or so, you start to have some real fights on your hands. Swans, foxes, etc.

So the question is...what is the last animal you kill and what is the animal that finally kills you?

The answer usually comes out somewhere around the bobcat. Maybe you're tougher. Anyways, my buddy and I had this conversation and he was convinced - convinced - he could kill a giraffe.

He can't. These lions do though.