Where's Turtle When You Need Him?

Sual got caught flashing the whistle. (That's not a picture of Rasual Butler. That's a famous celebrity.)

A witness told investigators that Butler pulled out a gun near a South Beach club early Monday, according to a Miami Beach police report. Butler was sitting in an SUV when officers arrived and found a loaded gun in the vehicle.

“We take these matters very seriously and we’ll work with all appropriate authorities,” Hornets general manager Jeff Bower said in a statement.

I generally think guns are bad. While they make awesome shirt designs, they seem to kill people moderately often and that's not cool.


That being said, Sual is a millionaire. And occasionally millionaires, especially tall ones, garner a little too much attention from troublemakers.

Javon Walker, Antoine Walker, Eddy Curry, Sebastian Telfair, (he's not that tall) etc, etc. The list goes on and on and if I was a rich athlete, I might abide by the old "I'd rather be caught with my gun than without it." Marvin Harrison does.

So fair enough, you've got a burner. But why are you holding? Where's your weed carrier? Where's your boy from Roman who gases up the SUV? What's he doing?

Your shitty friends will sometimes put you in a tricky spot. Ask Ray Lewis. But every once in a while, they handle your shit so you can keep your nose clean. Rasual is not just an nba player. He's not a businessman he's a business, man. (More Jay-Z later)

Businesses usually have some sort of security. Maybe it's a laser eye scan, maybe it's that bulletproof revolving thing at your corner deli. Sual went out and brought his security system with him. The only problem is that the CEO of the business should not be on security detail. Outsource that baby.

Take it from Hov. Here's the end of La-La-La

But get a pen, I can tell you pricks my plans for the future
I'll never make the news again, my man will shoot ya

Wisen up.