Paradise Jam

"Hey guys, let's have a preseason tourney."

"Yeah, that'll be cool."

"Where?"

"I don't know. Maybe the Garden? Or like the Carrier Dome or something?"

"Nah, nah."

"How about the Boston Garden? Or maybe the Hoosier Dome!"

"Nah nah."

"How about the Field from Field of Dreams!"

"What?"

"The Palestra?"

"No. Check it out - we call it something like Basketball in Paradise, you know, like Cheeseburger in Paradise."

"Go on."

"And we basically all go on vacation in key west or something."

"How about the Virgin Islands?"

"Now you're thinking! The Paradise Jam! You know how much Cruzan rum is down there? Like $4!""